HAPHAZARDMUSINGS

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 15/02/2012

Martha Marcy May Marlene utilises the power of silence to the nth degree. No drama, no blood, not raised voices [barely any dialogue at all, in fact] – lots of heavy, buzzing silence which builds and creates such high tension that you find your knuckles are white before you even drew the first gasp.

Martha/Marcy May/Marlene is the lost and mysterious Elizabeth Olsen, who plays the role of troubled  space cadet with aplomb. Glazed and confused, M’s story slowly and painfully makes itself known through a series of flashbacks, which are seamlessly interwoven with the present narrative with stylish connects; underwater shots, black outs, noises. You find yourself flitting between M’s memory and real life without really noticing, and by the end it is not entirely clear what was real, whether these were memories of real events or the distorted visions of a harangued young girl.

It is the reaction of her sister Lucy which unhinges the story for me slightly. Such intensely bizarre behaviour – the scene when Lucy is having sex with her husband Ted and M steals into their room to curl up on the end of the bed, the sound of their love-making apparently comforting and familiar to her rather than private – would surely stir deep worry in regards to M’s sexual experiences in the two years she has been missing. However, Lucy merely puts her to sleep – clearly troubled – but without any conscious effort, or without seeming to realise, the true extend of M’s abuse. I find it hard to believe that you would reach the end of your tether in a few short days with a sister you apparently love so much, have missed so much, and who is so clearly troubled. Bruises on her head and a deeply introverted stance would surely ring more alarm bells than leaving yourself to believe the weak story of a dodgy relationship gone wrong. One’s mind might not jump to brain-washing orgy-having cults, but you might be inclined to probe a little deeper than the surface skimming questions Lucy and Ted weakly ask in between M’s stony silences.

It is her bizarre social skills that are the most troubling thing of this film, and the most astoundingly portrayed by Olsen. You are put on edge by a simple throwaway comments, which are so jarring in their inappropriateness; ‘is it true that married people don’t fuck?’. Not just shy then, M’s behavior is the product of a deeply sinister time at the chilling farm, led by charismatic and ruthless Patrick, a rapist and control freak, whose control over his ‘family’ is such that murder is justifiable. M guides a young recruit through the process leading to the ‘cleansing’ – aka – rape, as she experienced herself. We see that she was uncomfortable with the experience, but is persuaded, against a better judgement she is desperately trying to repress, that is was good.

It is solitude which defines this film so well – M’s

RIP

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 15/02/2012

Whitney Houston

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 31/01/2012

As you grow up, always tell the truth, do no harm to others, and don’t think you are the most important being on earth. Rich or poor, you then can look anyone in the eye and say, “I’m probably no better than you, but I’m certainly your equal.

Harper Lee, 2006

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Francesca Woodman

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 16/01/2012

Francesca Woodman used long exposures to create a sense of movement and other-wordliness in her black and white photographs of female nudes. Many of her portraits of these ghostly figures were actually of herself. She committed suicide at the age of 22 in 1981. She left behind a prolific body of work which includes an extensive collection of these beautiful photos, which celebrate the lines and shape of the female form. The fluidity she achieved in her photos is second to none, and I love the intimate expressiveness of the poses.

 

Bunga Bunga!

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 05/01/2012

 

On February 7th, 1910, one Herbert Cholmondesly of HMFO demanded a special train from London’s Paddington Station to convey four Abyssinian princes to Weymouth docks. In fact, the troupe who boarded HMS Dreadnought that morning were pranksters, recruited by the noted adventurer William Horace de Vere Cole, the ‘Cholmondesly of the FO’. Under the elaborate disguises as African potentates were novelist Virginia Woolf, sportsman Anthony Buxton, artist Duncan Grant and a judge’s son Guy Ridley. Their interpreter was Woolf’s brother Adrian. Red carpet and a guard of honour awaited them at Weymouth, with Admiral Sir William May himself welcoming the company.

When rain threatened their make-ups, the ‘princes’ requested the permission to inspect the ship. Inside, they overacted to a ludicrous degree: they handed out visiting cards printed in Swahili. Being at a loss of what to say, Buxton improvised Virgil’s Aeneid in a strange accent, lest the navy recognized Latin. They asked for prayer mats at sunset, and tried to bestow Abyssinian honours on senior officers. ‘Bunga-bunga,’ they exclaimed whenever they were shown some great aspect of the ship; this except Virginia Woolf who had to try hard to disguise her womanish voice.

Yet, their disguises were so good that an officer who knew both Woolf and Cole previously failed to recognized either. They had another close-shave when Buxton sneezed and one-half of his moustache flew off, but he stuck it back again before anyone noticed. (The Navy too had its own faux pas: as the Abyssinian flag could not be found, the flag of Zanzibar was flown instead!)

The next day the Navy was mortified to learn that the party they had escorted around the warship had not been Abyssinian dignitaries at all. Instead it had been a group of young, upper class pranksters who had blackened their faces, donned elaborate theatrical costumes, and then forged an official telegram in order to gain access to the ship. Their ringleader was a man named Horace de Vere Cole, but the entourage also included a young woman called Virginia Stephen who would later be better known as the writer Virginia Woolf.

… awesome

 

11.11.11

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 11/11/2011

Bye Bye Berlusconi

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 09/11/2011

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said “yes” while the other 70%  replied, “what, again?”

i am without doubt the person who’s been the most persecuting in the entire history of the world

…says it all really.

 

 

 

Advertising at its best

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 11/10/2011

My favourite season

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 07/10/2011

It is only in the last few years that I have really begun to notice the magic of autumn. In the days of yore, when the golden leaves and fallen conkers signified a return to school, this month did not imbue me with a sense of magic wonder. In more recent years, even if new terms did begin, I began to experience a strange sense of euphoria at the glory of this fruitful month.

Before the 16th century, this season was referred to as harvest across most of Europe. However, increasing urbanisation rendered this label redundant and meaningless, and so the old french world Automphne replaced it. It is the foreboding sense of the dark winter months, and the fading warmth of the summer sun which imbues autumn with a melancholy that makes this time of year only more sweet. Maybe it’s because I’m British, but there is something about blustery winds and cold hands and feet that make me feel at home – more so than broiling in sweltering heat, despite the latter weathers more popular reputation.

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;
To bend with apples the moss’d cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o’er-brimm’d their clammy cells.


    Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find
Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;
Or on a half-reap’d furrow sound asleep,
Drows’d with the fume of poppies, while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers:
And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook;
Or by a cyder-press, with patient look,
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.


    Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,—
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,
And touch the stubble plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft
The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies

John Keats – To Autumn

Written September 19th, 1819

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Another quote

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 18/09/2011

When asked what surprises him most, the Dalai Lama said this ;

” Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; He lives as if he’s never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.”

Something to be concerned about falling into?

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Ode to butter, by Rene Redzepi

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 16/09/2011

‘Everything is good with butter. If an ingredient is not good with butter it is not a good ingredient.’

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Get your RAK out!

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 12/09/2011

First, let me explain – RAK = Random Acts of Kindness, is an up and coming consumer strategy which does exactly what it says on the tin – random, out of the blue acts of genuine kindness. Is there such a thing? As Joe-from-friends once said, there is no such thing as philanthropy. The dictionary defines philanthropy as;

1. the practice of performing charitable or benevolent actions
2. love of mankind in general

Sounds about right. Yes, I hear you, cynic; “it’s not kindness, its a PR stunt to promote the brand and increase their corporate responsibility, its manipulative marketing”. But who gives a shit if it promotes the brand if that brand is devoting time, energy and creativity to brighten up a few peoples days? If creating happiness becomes synonymous with making money, being creative, and most importantly, T R E N D Y, then who gives a damn what the side products are.

I like RAK. A lot. Some great examples;

- a company sends a care package to a random selection of people who have tweeted that they are tired.

- an airline employs a surprise team to give passengers tailor made gifts – eg – one tweets that he is going to miss a football game while in america. The surprise team give him at the airport  a lonely planet guide of the city he is visiting with every sports bar highlighted in blue.

-another airline surprised passengers on a late christmas eve flight with personalised presents on the luggage carousel.

- an eco-conscious restaurant leaves gift certificates on cars which have received parking tickets, or covers bike seats when it rains.

- Tropicana brought a gigantic helium balloon ‘sun’ to an arctic town which faces 31 days of solid darkness during the winter :

It doesn’t matter how big or how small. People being kind should be the norm. And everybody likes a freebie.

La Piel Que Habito

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 03/09/2011

 

Aka ‘The Skin I Live In’, is the new Almodovar movie. In an interview with the director himself, he suggests that it is a horror film done “his way”. Different, it certainly is – the vibrant colours and glamourous sexuality of Almodovar’s previous works is replaced with a sterile and tense thriller whose perversity far outpaces any of the brilliant filmmakers previous box office hits.

Antonio Banderas is the brilliant but sinister plastic surgeon Ledgard, whose tragic family story unfolds as the story reaches its climatic plot-twist. The doctor has been researching a new transgenetic skin to help burn victims. It is hard to discern whether he is tortured because of things that have happened to him, or whether these terrible things have happened because he tortures those around him. Is he mad or is he bad? Opposite Ledgard is the otherwordly Elena Anaya, who plays the passive and mysterious Vera, a ‘patient’ in the sprawling country home/clinic. Almodovar’s legendary ability to capture the beauty and grace of his spanish leading ladies boasts close ups of Anaya’s flawless feautures as she is watched by her creator-come-admirer through voyeuristic home surveillance. The prevailing question is – who is she? Is their apparent budding attraction due to the fact that she is his wife, brought back from the dead thanks to his surgical prowess? Or is there a darker, more abnormal history to the duo?

It is a story of control, vengeance, punishment and lust. Moreover, it is a story of identity and gender. The film bears remarkable similarities to El Secreto de Sus Ojos [The Secret in Their Eyes], an Argentinian thriller which has similar themes of entrapement, brutality and revenge. More disturbing than enjoyable, La Piel que Habito is still very much worth a watch, even if it is simply to gawp at Anaya’s perfect face.

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 09/08/2011

London’s Burning – The Clash

Belated RIP

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 27/07/2011

Lucian Freud, 1922 – 2011

Amy Winehouse, 1983 – 2011

Girl Power [to a new level]

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 09/06/2011

A tribe of around 150 women calling themselves Asgarda seek complete autonomy from men. From the Ukraine, a country with a higher – than – normal rate of sexual trafficking and gender oppression, the Asgarda tribe live in Carpathian mountains reviving the tribal traditions of the Sycthian Amazons, who are their geographical ancestors. They train in martial arts, learn science and life skills in the view of becoming ideal women. They dream of a world where women live walled from men, separating them entirely from the alternate sex. They are also supporters of the ‘Fatherland’, party of the Orange revolutions iconic Yulia Tymoshenko.

French photographer Guillaume Herbaut spent two weeks documenting the lives and training of the women. They look pretty hardcore;

Take Heed

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 04/06/2011

You live in interesting times…interesting times are always enigmatic times that promise no rest, no prosperity or continuity or security. [In our age] there coexist a number of incompatible forces, none of which can either win or lose … never hashumanity joined so much power and so much disarray, so much anxiety and so many playthings, so much knowledge and so much uncertainty.

- So relevent for today, Paul Valery, 1932.

 

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 01/06/2011

The Beatles – I’m SO tired

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 30/05/2011

BB King – Happy Birthday Blues

RIP

Posted in Uncategorized by lmass on 28/05/2011

Gil Scott Heron

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